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“Fifty thousand pounds,” she answered sweetly. "And more when my Aunt Maude dies. She will leave me her house in Brighton. It is on the Steyne, in the center of town, with a view of the Pavilion. Aunt Agatha will leave me something as well. That is Papa’s sister.”
“And you, Miss Greenwood, have you no fairy godmothers?” he asked, with a little smile, possibly of disbelief, towards Perdita.
“Yes, she has me! I shall take care of Moira when she is old,” she told him, with a self-righteous face.
“That should set you to trembling!” he cautioned. “You two are cousins, you say. How does it come one is not only an heiress in her own right, but to receive legacies from the aunts as well? It would seem more logical the old girls leave it to you, Miss Greenwood.”
"They are more closely related to Perdita. Mrs. Cosgrove is only a cousin to me. She is Perdita’s aunt. Naturally she will leave her estate to her niece. The other, Agatha, is no kin to me.”
“It is not the way estates are managed in my family,” he mentioned.
“It is really too bad,” Perdita agreed, “and on top of it all, I shall make a very good marriage, while Moira will not make any.”
He quirked a sympathetic brow at me, then returned his attention to Miss Brodie. If I was not eligible for a mistress, I was of no interest to him. It was as clear as glass.
As the morning wore on and the hour for luncheon approached, Perdita said, “When are we going to stop? I am starved. I hope we go to a very fashionable inn. I mean to wear the new bonnet I got yesterday. You will have to get the box for me, Stornaway.”
“I planned to stop at my country place,” he replied.
“Stornaway is nowhere near here! It is up towards Chippenham,” Perdita objected, voicing a fact that had occurred to me as well.
"How the deuce did you know that?”
“You need not think we are flats. We have known ever since Marlborough that you live at Stornaway. Is it a very grand estate? Phoebe made sure it was. She suspected all along you were a lord. Remember, Moira, she said she made a point of calling him ‘milord,’ and he never batted an eye, but only turned around and answered her.”
“The actresses are well organized,” he said, looking at her askance.
“It will be best if you forget about the actresses,” I told her. “That is a shameful part of your past we shall not draw to anyone’s attention in future. As she mentioned, however, Stornaway is not near here, is it?”
“I was not referring to Stornaway. I have a summer place, a weekend retreat I use when I am in London.”
“It will not be ready to receive company,” I pointed out, disliking to be drawn off our direct route.
“I keep a couple there all year to look after it. I would like to stop and give my servants instructions. Now that I am going to town, they will want to know it, and ready things for me. They can give us a luncheon, at least.”
The lack of funds limited our options. When Stornaway was to feed us, it was hardly polite to insist he do so at a public inn. “Very well, but we must make quick work of it,” I said.
His place lay just to the west of Tunbridge Wells. It was reached by turning off the main road and traveling down a pretty country lane for about a mile. It was a cottage, no more, but a quaint Queen Anne cottage, with leaded windows and a garden of roses just budding. Behind it, a row of willows streamed their green ropes down, hinting at a body of water. As we approached the house, the glimmer of a smallish river was seen, sparkling in the sun.
“How lovely! It is like a little fairy castle!” Perdita exclaimed. “What do you call it. Stornaway?”
“Birdland,” he answered.
The word raised a tumult in my breast. I had heard the name before. It was the singularly appropriate name selected for his love nest, where he had planned to bring Perdita when he mistook her for a ladybird. I expect this nest had seen an assortment of them in its time. But his face was impassive as he rhymed off various larks and robins whose presence contributed to the place’s name. I could not like to betray too close an interest in his possessions, nor that I had been listening in on his private conversations.
The house was tended by a respectable-looking couple, a Mr. and Mrs. Steddy, who did all that required doing when his lordship was not in residence. It would be more grandly looked after when it had a regular occupant. They expressed considerable surprise to see him.
“I want to talk to you, Steddy,” he said to the man. “Would you be kind enough to take the ladies upstairs to wash?” he added to the woman.
We followed her up a circular staircase, to a long hallway lit by leaded windows at either end. There were six doors, three down either side. “I guess it’s the guest room he’d be meaning,” she said, opening one door for us. The room was charming. There was old Chinese wallpaper, good furnishings that dated from the same period as the house. We washed rather quickly, and thus returned below before luncheon was prepared.
"Would you like to have a look around the place while Mrs. Steddy prepares some food?” he asked.
I have personally an insatiable curiosity for looking over people’s homes. I never reject any offer to take a tour, even when it means laying down money for a hired tour, as is done at Swindon to raise funds for the Historical Society. I was disappointed when Perdita said, "I want to go out and see the river. I’ll take Lou with me.”
Stornaway had noticed the eagerness on my part. "Let me show you around the house, Miss Greenwood. It is rather interesting. Lady Marlborough is said to have designed one of the suites. She was a bosom friend of my ancestor who had the place built. By legend, the desk in that suite was her gift to the hostess for having entertained her.”
“I would love to see it,” I answered, my interest fanned to a white heat by the story.
We went abovestairs, into a suite of rooms that had a view of the river. There was no Chinese wallpaper here, nor any antique furniture. A stark white textured paper, plastered with gold roses as big as cabbages, hung on the walls. Gold draperies were at the windows, and a gold-canopied four-poster stood in the corner. A gilt cage was erected on top of the canopy; a canary on a perch, a stuffed canary that is, was imprisoned in the cage, from which garlands of flowers were suspended. The Pantheon Bazaar came to mind, in all its gaudy splendor. There was more. A brocade chaise longue stood under the window, with a little table at its side. The floor was covered with a thick white rug, also sprinkled with gold roses. A jarring note was added by a crystal vase holding a bouquet of red silk roses. There was no desk in evidence, from the period of Queen Anne or any other monarch. One felt instinctively the chamber had been done up by an illiterate female, with a bent for finery.
"This is the sitting room in here,” he said rather quickly, looking at me in a curious way. Again there was no desk. What there was was a plenitude of mirrors, dressing tables, and mostly clothes-presses. “Lady Marlborough wrote on a dressing table, did she?” I asked, with a suspicious look.
“The Steddys must have moved it,” he answered quickly. “But do you like the suite?”
“No, I cannot say that I care for it. It is not to my taste at all.”
"You can have it redone any way you like.”
“Is it worthwhile to go to so much bother? We should be gone within the hour. Shall we go below now?”
He quietly closed the door, leaned against it and folded his arms. “First, let us have a chat, Molly.”
“Moira. Miss Greenwood to you.”
“Yes, yes, in public I shall address you any way your delicate sense of propriety decrees, but entre nous, my heart, you will always be Molly. I have not the least objection to being styled Mr. Brown, either. In fact, the house is leased under his name.”
“A recent transaction, I take it? Your ancestral bosom-bow of Lady Marlborough resided elsewhere? In your imagination, perhaps?”
“Precisely.”
As he made no move to unfold his arms or change his posture, I,
too, leaned against one of the many clothes-presses and adopted a similar attitude. “You lied to Mr. Alton, and you lied to us. This is what you had in mind all along. Not taking us to London at all.”
“I am very eager to unload April, in London or anywhere else you care to suggest. As to lying, well, let us say I was undecided. I felt there was one chance in a hundred Alton and you were telling the truth. April’s tale removed the one percent. The wicked stepmother and the lecherous suitor already strained credulity, without tossing in untold fortunes, to be showered on her from all sources. That you had been discussing me and my assets with your actress friends in light of a potential patron confirmed it. Phoebe was right. I am rich as Croesus. You have done well to attach me, Molly. I congratulate you.”
I looked at his shoulders, and I looked at the door behind them. I did not think it would be easy going past the former, to get out the latter. As I sought about for a sound argument, John’s tip was recalled to me.
“Would Lady Dulcinea approve of your taking a mistress so close to the wedding?” I asked, in a reasonable way.
“It has nothing to do with her. I have not even offered for her yet, if it comes to that. She is in no position to issue ultimatums. And neither are you. One dislikes to harp on vulgar money, but there is that debt between us . . ."
“I cannot get the money while you hold me here.”
A frown gathered on his brow. “What is it you object to? You were Alton’s mistress, and God only knows whose before him. What is it about me that you dislike?”
“Your taste in decor.”
“I only paid for it; I didn’t choose the stuff. I have already said you can fix it up any way you please. What else displeases you?”
“Everything,” I answered comprehensively.
“Could you be more specific?”
“I could beguile your ear for a fortnight. But let us begin with Lady Dulcinea, the mysterious fiancée. Who is she, by the by?”
“You would like to know that, eh, Molly? What mischief could you not create running to her with stories? You may be sure she is no one you know, or will ever meet. What else?”
“I do not admire your reputation as the greatest rake in all of England.”
“Wounded to the quick!” he said, uncrossing one arm to strike his heart. “Since a running visit to France and Italy a while ago, I am generally accorded the title of the greatest rake in all of Europe.”
“You actually think that is something to be proud of!”
“Whatever you do, do with all your might! I had the lesson of my tutor.”
“Rabbits and minks spend their time as you do! Do you have no serious concerns?”
“My dear Saint Molly, I am not asking you to spend the rest of your life in bed. I have many other concerns. I only visit Birdland on weekends. Twenty-five hundred per annum is pretty good pay for a weekend job.”
“I really cannot understand why you persist in this. I should think pride would cause you to desist, or shame.”
“They tempt me to change course, but I have more determination than pride. You are a very clever girl. The unattainable is always what a man wants. You have already managed to put me at a disadvantage, justifying my life, my character, when you are every bit as bad, if not worse. You have more than doubled the price I usually pay, and still you quibble. Whatever about my character, I know you like my person well enough. That was perfectly clear last night. Don’t trouble to deny it. The attraction was not all on one side. We’ll throw in a carriage and pair—you name it. Any number of gowns you want, but I insist on overseeing their selection. I don’t want to see you in flannelette nighties.” His eyes strayed uneasily to the clothes-presses as he spoke.
“Will I see a sample of your wonderful taste if I open one of these doors? One would take you for a wardrobe master, with such a quantity of them.”
“No! Those are just old clothes—costumes for a play . . .”
I opened the door, and stared at an array of perfectly contemporary outfits—evening gowns, riding habits, morning dresses, suits. I lifted one or two at random out for inspection. “What can the play have been, I wonder? Love’s Labour Lost, perhaps, as the woman did not get to keep her wardrobe. I don’t care much for your taste, Stornaway. A trifle vulgar and gaudy to suit me. I never cared for swansdown trim. It catches in the nose, you know, and causes sneezing. I am convinced these were selected by a female who enjoys to have a bird in a gilded cage on top of her bed.”
He was nibbling on a smile again, in admission of having been caught in yet another lie. “Swansdown is not de rigueur,” he mentioned.
We were interrupted by a discreet tap on the door. With a quick look, as if to silence me, he called, “Come in."
It was Steddy at the door. "The wife says lunch is ready,” he said, expressing no surprise to find his master behind a closed bedroom door with a single lady.
“We shall be down presently. Is Miss Brodie back yet?”
“She’s waiting below. Says she is very hungry.” Steddy left, without closing the door. While the man was within hearing distance, I made a quick bolt towards it and got out.
“We shall continue haggling out the details after lunch,” Stornaway promised, as he came up behind me.
Halfway down the stairs, Steddy said over his shoulder, “You might be interested to know the Sarnias are in residence, m’lord.”
There was a hesitation before Stornaway answered. "The whole family, or only the duke and duchess?”
"They’re all there. Have gone to London for the Season, and came down to open up their weekend place, as you did yourself. They have a party with them.”
“Have they been to call?”
“They dropped in yesterday. I didn’t tell them you was coming, as I didn’t know it myself. Should I let them know you are here, or will you go to them yourself?”
“Don’t tell them.”
* * *
Chapter 15
Perdita was already at the table waiting for us. “What took you so long?” she complained, as her eyes surveyed the tasty cold meats and hot raised pies before her.
"Business," Stornaway answered, then sat down to carve a leg of ham. “I used to tremble in my seat when the roasts were put on the table, in case I would be handed the knife,” he said, smiling, and appearing to take some enjoyment from the chore now. "That is odd, too, for I had some notion of being a butcher when I grew up. I liked the village butcher; he used to give me all the best bones for my hound.”
"What are you going to be when you grow up, Stornaway?” Perdita asked. It was a child’s question, and not even intended for an insult.
He stared, not at her, but at me, as though I had put her up to it. "In the unlikely event that I ever grow up, I shall manage my estate, and sit in the House,” he told her patiently,
“That sounds very boring,” she commiserated.
“So it does. It is why I remain so determinedly youthful.”
“It sounds very interesting to me,” I said, passing my plate along for ham.
The repast was delicious. I ought to have been trembling in my shoes for fear of more bargaining after luncheon, but I was not. I felt in some undefinable way that I had got the upper hand over Stornaway. He was less ruthless, less physical today, more open to argument. His intention was to strike a bargain, not use force, and I had no intention of humoring him by setling on a fee. With Perdita to bear us company, I would not allow myself to be put upon. If he refused to continue on the way to London, we would quite simply run away. We were not so far from the city. Someone would have pity on two ladies in distress, and take us up in his, or preferably her, carriage.
We were quite lively over our meal. “You must own this is preferable to a picnic in the open air,” he mentioned.
“Why no, I was looking forward to having champagne and sandwiches in the rose garden,” I replied, only to be contrary.
“We can do that too, some weekend,” he answered, with a mea
ningful, secret look.
“Are you having us for a weekend party?” Perdita asked.
“It is my ardent hope,” he said. “I look forward to many pleasant weekends at Birdland this season.”
“I am very sure you will be here with someone, Lord Stornaway, but I cannot promise it will be us,” I told him.
“It will be you; I insist.” His smile was softly conspiratorial. Looking at him, Perdita took a pique that it was not directed at herself.
“I am not at all sure I will be able to make it,” she said loftily.
“So much the better.”
A plate of apple tart was brought to the table, along with a pot of coffee. Mrs. Steddy was a good cook, the fare plain, everyday stuff, but well made. I was invited to pour coffee, while our host served the tart. As we raised our forks, there was a loud knock at the front door. Within a minute, Mr. Steddy came bowing into the room.
“The Duchess of Sarnia and Lady Dulcinea are here,” he said, in a voice that held some laughter in it. The look too that he shot at Stornaway hinted at a joke, or at least a bad predicament for his lordship. I must own my own emotion was one of sheer glee. How very delighted I was that his fine lady friend was about to catch him out entertaining a pair of unchaperoned females.
Stornaway sat perfectly, rigidly silent for about thirty seconds, trying to look unconcerned. When he opened his lips, he spoke in a languid manner. "Pray ask the ladies to attend me in the front parlor. I shan’t be a moment,” he said.
Steddy bowed, smirked triumphantly, and left to do as he had been bidden. Stornaway sprang up and into action. “You two go to the kitchen,” he said, pulling Perdita away from her apple tart. "Mrs. Steddy will take you up the servants’ stairs to hide in a bedroom.”